Friday, June 29, 2007


Dates and places for the Spice Girls Farewell Tour have been released. Unfortunately the girls are NOT COMING to CANADA. *cough* bitches *cough* Come to Canada...*bitches*

I am so disappointed. I have been waiting for a Spice Girls reunion for years and now that there is a reunion they won't even come to Canada. Don't they know that some of their biggest fans are here? In fact, there are four in this household. I am so upset. I have been waiting since I was 8 years old to see these girls in concert.
I just want to know how I can Spice Up My Life if they don't come to Canada.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Smelly Passenger

Today Spencer and I were on the bus going back to my house to wrap some birthday presents for my mom. We were enjoying public transportation when the stink arrived. A few passengers got on the bus and one of them smelled very bad. The smell was absolutely undescribeable. Actually, it was rotting onion, Burger King grease, McDonald's grease and east india spices. There may have been some rotting garbage in there as well.
The smell was so bad.
I dug through my purse looking for some minty gum that I could chew that would mask the horrid smell. Nothing.
That's when it hit me. I had a brilliant idea whether or not Spencer agreed, I was prepared to do this anyways.
I had my Lipsyl Aloha Breeze chapstick in my bag. I knew that the fruity fragrance would mask the disgustingness I was suffering through.
I quickly dabbed some on the end of my nose and asked Spencer if he would like some. He replied "Oh God, yes." I dabbed some on the end of his nose.
Halfway home the smell got off the bus and once again we enjoyed public transportation.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Pictures as Promised in no particular order















At Planet Hollywood. Spencer kissing an alien.














The falls of course.














We went to the Hershey's Chocolate store but we never bought anything.
When Spencer went to hug the kiss, he almost toppled it over.















Haha, folded toilet paper...I am so immature.















The most comfortable bed I have ever slept in,
if there was one thing that I could have brought back from Niagara Falls
it would have been this bed
















At the Ripley's "Believe it or Not" muesum. . .



















On our last nite in Niagara Falls we took it upon oursleves to be juvenile deliquents. By covering our faces we're hoping to not get caught.












This is Spencer and I at the Harley Davidson store,
we asked an elderly couple to take the picture.

Monday, June 11, 2007

The Magical Land of Niagara Falls: Day Three

On the third day of our trip we didn't get up until 1pm and then we decided to go out to Clifton Hill once again. We walked the length of the falls and felt the mist from the falls hit our faces it was so cool. After we walked the length of the falls we went to Planet Hollywood. I had always wanted to go to Planet Hollywood and I was so excited when we finally made it there. Unfortunately Planet Hollywood was extremely overpriced, the food was terrible and there was very little celebrity memorbilia. We barely ate the food, and we hurried to get out of there. After the Planet Hollywood experience we both felt sick, so we went back to the hotel and spent the rest of the day laying in bed, and making several trips to the bathroom.
I finally said to Spencer "This is our last night in Niagara Falls and I don't want to spend it laying in bed, feeling sick. I want to go out to dinner and we will go somewhere where we know the food is consistent and if we feel too sick, then we can come back to the hotel." We got dressed and ready for dinner, then we went to Kelsey's which is one of our fav restaurants. After Kelsey's we walked around, deciding what we wanted to do, we went to the Midway and played some games. Not only did we play games, we sniped the occassional game ticket from kids, played the games where the tickets were overdue and they ran out so the people of the midway had to give us extra tickets and then Spencer got himself some "souvenirs." My boyfriend the juvenile deliquent did not pay for one single souvenir. No he took, the paddle from an air hockey table, kept his cloth napkin from Kelsey's restaurant, the pencil from the mini golf course and a postcard from a convience store where we had an incident with the owner. I on the other hand, paid for all my souvenirs and used the tickets from the midway to get a shot glass.
After our fun at the midway, we went to wait for the shuttle bus back to the hotel. On the way there we passed this indoor maze with the annoying voice overs...that not once did we enter the whole time we were there. Since it was so annoying, I took a handful of their brochures for Spencer. Well, Spencer had a better idea. When we went to the casino to wait for our shuttle bus, Spencer took the velvet ropes and built his own maze, then he took the brochures from the annoying maze and posted them all over his maze. Then he laughed. Then I laughed, then I tried to calm him down because I did not want the casino security to come over.
When the bus finally arrived, Spencer asked the driver if he could take his picture with him, just to further his deliquentness for the evening.
Thursday morning we got up early to pack our things and go downstairs for one last free breakfast. We were so sad to leave, and the whole walk back to the bus terminal we tried to think of reasons we could use to stay in Niagara Falls. We couldn't really come up with anything, unfortunately. And on Friday we returned to work, where I realised that my job is slowly sucking the soul out of me. I wanted to cry when I returned to work, not because my vacation was over but because I truly hate my job and everything that goes along with it. I just wanted to be back in Niagara, with the sun beaming down on me, walking the length of the falls, cracking jokes, taking pictures and enjoying myself. If I could go back there tomorrow I would.
Anyways, I have a ton of pictures and I will do a collage of them soon, just to prove that I really was there.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

The Magical Land of Niagara Falls: Day Two

We slept in on Tuesday morning and when we decided to drag our butts out of bed, we went back to Clifton Hill. When we arrived at Clifton Hill we used our two for one tickets and went into the Ripley's Believe it Or Not muesem. It was pretty entertaining. There is some weird stuff in there. I would show you pictures but the boyfriend has yet to upload them from the digital camera. At the very end of the tour, there was a fun house that we played in for about half an hour. Especially the moving tunnel, with the glowing lights.

After the muesem we decided to play mini golf. Glow in the dark style. Needless to say, I should not be allowed to play mini golf. I was way over par by almost 40 points...is that even what you call it? I don't know. The golf course really pissed us off. With the obstacles 'n' shit.

Last but not least we went to a souvenir shop and has this done....
The woman taking the picture asked if I would like to hold anything such as an umbrella or a bouquet of flowers and I said in semi southern drawl "I wanna gun."
And a gun was what I got.
After the photos we went back to the hotel for a swim in the pool before going out to dinner.
to be continued. . .

Monday, June 04, 2007

The Magical Land of Niagara Falls: Day One

On Thursday, Spencer and I returned from Niagara Falls despite the fact that we didn't want to. Our trip was highly successful to say the least, there were only a few minor problems that were solved easily and they didn't ruin the trip.
On Monday, we took the greyhound bus from our hometown to Niagara Falls so it took five hours, then when we arrived I got us lost. I gave Spencer the unofficial tour of Niagara Falls but on the upside we found a liquor store. It's like I can smell them. Eventually Spencer took the map from me and got us to the hotel.
The hotel we stayed at was absolutely gorgeous. King size pillow top bed, free HBO, indoor swimming pool, sauna, gym and even the toilet paper was folded. We found that hilarious and to be a waste of the maid's time but whatever. We had a free shuttle bus that ran from the hotel to Clifton Hill every hour and it picked us up at Clifton Hill every hour.
The first thing we did in Niagara Falls was go to Clifton Hill and check out some of the muesums. We went to the moving theatre, and the Believe it or not muesum of oddities. Then we went to Montana's for dinner. We walked up and down the hill and picked out the things we were going to do the next day. We also walked to the falls, to see if there were going to be any fireworks but the whole time we were there, we didn't see any fireworks by the falls.
So at 11pm we went back to the hotel and went swimming then went to bed. . .