Random Me and Stuff

One of the many things I appreciate about my job is smelling like a dental office and sweat at the end of the day. Sure, it's disgusting and repulsive but it has a major benefit.
At the end of the day on the bus, which is a 30-40 minute bus ride, nobody EVER wants to sit next to me! This is perfect for my anxiety, I hate strange people sitting next to me (and I hate sharing, honestly I'm not very good at it). My bag lounges comfortably on the seat next to me while people walk by and try not to smell various dental products. I don't even have to feel guilty about my bag having it's own seat because no one wants to sit there.

Thanks, dental offices for being so gross. I love you.