Weirdest Analogy Ever

Weirdest analogy I have ever heard was given to me by my best friend. She told me that single girls are like cake. Delicious on their own but add some ice cream or a guy and it's an even better dessert. My response to that...What if I'm an ice cream cake? I think I'm pretty damn good on my own and I don't need a guy. Besides what's better than ice cream cake?