Here are some examples to prove my point....and I don't listen to all of these songs...
Fergie's London Bridge
"How come everytime you come around my london bridge wanna go down like..." and
"Fergie Ferg love you long time" I wish I had a name like Fergie Ferg
Sean Paul, Lil John - Culo
"If you shave it I'm going to give you some mighty tongue" Eww!
Shania Twain
"Whose bed have your boots been under?" I had to ask what the hell this meant...and you don't want to know if you aren't already informed.
Eminem feat Nate Dogg - Shake That
" I get more ass than a toilet seat"
"I want a girl with apple bottom jeans and a big ol' freak in the bed"
"Hope you don't mind but I told Nate how you like it from behind..." Secretly, I love this song even thought it's 100% disgusting and demeaning to women.
Nelly Furtado feat Timbaland - Promiscuous
"Is your game MVP like Steve Nash" Nelly used to be so cooler when she was more a flok singer rather than a uh...(insert your own word)
Poison - Talk Dirty to Me
"...Lock the cellar door" Creepy. I would definately not lock the cellar door...wait I'm afraid of the cellar.
Gilette - Short Dick Man
'nuff said about that one
Pussy Cat Dolls - Buttons
"Loosen up my buttons babe...you keep saying what you gonna do to me, but you keep frontin' babe..." I like this song even if it is about a girl wanting a boy to *play* with her...damn you PCD for being so damn catchy.
Pussy Cat Dolls - Don't Cha
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" Slut!
Lil John -? basically every song he has...
" We want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed" Hahahaha...Very Funny. Boys are perverts.
Pussy Cat Dolls feat Will.i.am - Beep
"You got a real big heart but I'm looking at your...I'm a keep doing my thing while your playing with your..." If I saw a guy doing that while I was dancing...
Gwen Stefani- Holla Back girl
"This shhhh is bananas..." she can't even say the word shit. My mom says this shit is shit.
Gwen Stefani - What you waiting for?
I can't even get started on this song because its all uh, bananas?
Okay and that's all I can think of right now. I had a million bad songs in my head today but now I can't remember any of them. They will come back to me later and I will add them to the list of lyrical genius. . . .If this is the way it goes than I can definately be a songwriter.
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Um...."My hips don't lie" by Shakira...what the eff does that even mean? Her hips SPEAK?!? Shouldn't she be in a circus or see a doctor or something?!?
ha ha ha! I'd rather her hips speak than her sing, hee hee hee!
KC, no Darkness lyrics? Nah. They actually are lyrical genius!
New kids On The Block had a bunch of hits...Chinese food makes me sick, I like girls who stop by for the summer, for the summer....Pure genius!
I forgot, hip hop marmalade, spic and span....
hey what about the Sir mix a lot fella? He had some song about butts and not lying. Think I might remember hearing that in somebody's house a few years back...
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