Sunday, June 25, 2006

Been There...Done That

Once upon a time...in a highschool in the middle of nowhere, there was a girl and a boy. They met in grade nine English where they becames friends and got in all sorts of trouble in that class. They went to parties together and on a date once accidentally.
You see the girl, not too bright apparently said "Yes " when he asked her to the movies. The girl thought that they were just going as friends since other friends were going to be there. She was wrong. VERY WRONG!! The boy tried to kiss her! She had no idea what to do. So they went their seperate ways after the movie. The boy was very persistent and the girl did not know what to do, she consulted everyone and everyone was puzzled. Finally, the girl decided after three phone calls in 2 hours to tell the girl that he loved her she decided she needed to break up with him, despite the fact that she did not know that they were "dating" until at the movie theatre he told everyone they were.
So the girl phoned him and told him that there was "no connection", so she lied but it was for a very good cause. She also told him that she would not feel right about going to the party with him the next night but he insisted they go as friends and hang out. So she went to the party and that's a whole other story involving beer goggles.
Anyways, when summer turned to fall and the two went back to school. The boy found himself a girlfriend...that I"ll refer to as "life sucker" because she sucked the life right out of the boy. The "life sucker" made him unhappy, made him cry and in some cases come to the girl for advice. The "life sucker" began to accuse the boy and the girl of doing things that a committed boy should not be doing. The "life sucker" believed this so much that she sent her cronies out to spy on the girl and the boy. Well, the girl found out and freaked out on the "life sucker " and cronies.

The speech went a little something like this:

If you have something to say you better say it to my face.
What kind of freak sends out her friends to spy on her boyfriend?
You obviously have trust issues that you need to get over.
And if you ever do something like this again...I swear to God...

After that the cronies and "life sucker" left the girl alone but the boy was not allowed to talk to the girl or else she'd break up with him and then she threw in some threats about harming herself and basically the typical, deluded girl speech of "If you do this...I'm going to..." So the boy and the girl who had been friends did not speak to each other for months, maybe even a year. So the girl decided it was time to take action, meaning that she was going to break them up. After many unsuccessful attempts, the boy set the "life sucker" 'straight', whatever that means.
So the boy and the girl were talking again. Then last night the boy startts talking to the girl on msn. The girl tells the boy that she has relatives over and can't talk right now but if he needs to talk he can call her. A couple hours later the boy phones the girl and the first time he phones the girl ignores the call because of her relatives but then he phones again. The girl answers the phone and explains that her relatives are visiting from out of town. The boy asks if the girl would like to see a movie with him. The girl says "yes" but there are two problems
1. She has no money
2.Her relatives are here

The boy says that he'll pay for the girl and to the girl this sounds like a date. So the girl tells him that she promised some other friends that she'd go out with them too this week but maybe they could do something together. The girl was not falling into that trap again. So now the girl has made a promise and doesn't know what to do. The problem lies within the "lifesucker" and what she'll do if she finds out the girl and the boy went out even if it was just as friends with other people.

It's the curse of the life sucker. Seriously.

2 comments:

Heidi the Hick said...

Okay, this is way deeper than I first perceived...

Is this guy single or not????

I'm so confused.

.:.KC.:. the brown eyed girl said...

No he is not single, so I am not sure what he's doing but I'm going to a movie Wednesday nite...YIKES!